kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’
‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
I didn’t until now.
WHERE THE HELL DID FLAPPY BIRD EVEN COME FROM
ONE DAY EVERYTHING IS NORMAL LIKE IT ALWAYS IS AND THE NEXT DAY PEOPLE ARE CRYING AND GETTING DIVORCED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GAME WHAT THE HELL LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS CAME FROM