what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
me playing sports
From one of the most under-appreciated cartoons of all time, Dave the Barbarian.
For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
Just do it okay.
Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
just write walrus
So then you know…
some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
so doing this.
oh my some one did this at my school bathroom
last week i saw this in one of the stalls and wondered what the hell it meant
i had been graced by the presence of another tumblrite
“A man takes his sadness down to the river and throws it in the river
but then he’s still left
with the river. A man takes his sadness and throws it away
but then he’s still left with his hands.” (Richard Siken, Crush)
we shouldnt be worried about who has nice butts or boobs its all about the eyebrow game
whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping
that.. that helps.
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr